19 lies responsible for my trust issues
"All you'll feel is a tiny pinch."
"We should definitely hang out."
"I'll stop when you stop crying."
"I wouldn't wanna ruin our friendship."
"Okay but just the tip."
"Omw"
"I'm pregnant."
"Just send me your résumé."
"We regret to inform you."
"You know what? Their loss."
"Follow your passion. The money will come."
"This is your year. I feel it."
"You didn't need that in your life anyway."
"That looks like your real hair."
"Bad credit? No credit? NO PROBLEM!"
"No I know there's money on that card."
"I'll pay you back."
"I got you next time."
"You'll look back at this one day and laugh."